fuck yeah, motherhood!

Target Carries Useful Things. Like Immortality.

• Me:
  OMG! Look at this bottle of Excedrin I just bought. It holds as much ten small bottles. They should call it "Mother's BIG Helper".

• Him:
  Yeah. Don't get near it when you're sad. It looks totally suicidey.

• Me:
  What you call an overdose, I just call a dose.

• Him:
  Agree to disagree.

• Me:
  Wait, this stuff is totally full of caffeine. Instead of dying, you'd just be awake FOREVER.

• Him:
  Which is the opposite of killing yourself.

• Me:
  Stay away from the Excedrin, son. I don't want you committing anti-suicide.

• Him:
  That's mean.